The Go Burglar, by William Pinckard, published in Go World, no. 15, Autumn, 1986
During the Edo period a go club, like a tea-ceremony room or a kyoka poetry meeting, was a place where rank, station, and sex were irrelevant: what amattered most was the skill of the participants. Such people came as close to forming a genuine meritocracy as was possible in classs-conscious Japan in those days, and this must have been a large part of go's appeal to new players.
The fact that go requires deep concentration over relatively long periods of time naturally leads to absent-mindedness in everything unrelated to the game at hand. The abset-minded go player is a stock-joke in Japan, like the absent-minded professor in the West. A fine example of this is the old story called Go Doro, 'the Go Burglar.' Several versions of which are preserved in the public story-telling tradition of the Edo and Meiji periods.
Two friends who were addicted to go and were pretty evenly matched used to play every night until very late, so wrapped up in their games that they were oblivious to everything around them. This was a great nuisance to their families, but the worst part of it was their habit of smoking, for they were always spilling hot ash and making holes in the tatami as they lit their pipes from the burning coal in the tobacco tray.
Their wives kept scolding them about this until finally they had to quit playing altogether. But they couldn't keep from thinking about go and wishing they could play again. One eveing they hit upon a plan.
"Let's just stop smoking while we play! Instead, we'll go out and have a pipe after each game!"
It's a splendid idea, but, of course, they forget all about it as soon as they get into their first game and start fiddling with their pipes. After a while one of them notices something.
"Oy!" he calls out. "There's no coal in the tobacco tray!"
The wife thinks to herself: "If I put a coal in the tray, they'll start burning holes in the tatami all over again. I'll find something read and bring that, instead."
So, from the kitchen she brings in a small read vegetable called a snake-gourd and carefully pokes it down into the ashes of the tobacco tray, where it looks just like a bit of burning coal. The men don't notice a thing, and after a while the wife goes to bed, satisfied that she has nothing more to worry about.
On and on the two friends play, frowing and muttering at the go board, sucking away at their pipes, and having a great old time.
