Survey Says

The survey is as follows, with the caveat that one can only use one word to answer each question. What are your answers? Mine are below.

1. Where is your cell phone?


2. Your significant other?


3. Your hair?


4. your Skin?


5. Your mother?


6. your favorite thing?


7. Your dream last night?


8. Your favorite drink?


9. Your dream/goal?


10. The room you're in?


11. Your ex?


12. Your fear?


13. Where do you want to be in 6 years?


14. Where were you last night?


15. What you're not?


16. Muffins?


17. One of your wish list items?


18. Where you grew up?


19. The last thing you did?


20. What are you wearing?


21. Your TV?


22. Your pets?


23. Your computer?


24. Your life?


25. Your mood?


26. Missing someone?


27. Your car?


28. Something you're not wearing?


29. Favorite Store?


30. Your summer?


31. Like someone?


32. Your favorite color?


33. When is the last time you laughed?


34. Last time you cried?


35. Who will/would re-post this?


36. Whose Answers are you anxious to see?

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Answers.

Can you match the answerer to the answers? The players are Momma, my sisters, Lynda and Beki, my cara spoza, and moiself (that is French)? Okay, the give-away hint is that I am the last answerer (But, then again, who else would add footnotes to his answers (yes, "his", obviously, in this case, 'cause I'm the only one with a Y chromosome answering these questions and going to ballets entitled Cinderella it appears, but that's an entirely different blog entry ... by my answering the survey, however, detracts in no way from my manliness, because I, being pater familias and all, am a manly man -- "Men, men, men, men [bis-bis]").

1.	purse	charging	COFFEETABLE	purse	desk
2.	Howland	Todd	Y'ALL	Doug	Saintly1
3.	heavy	purple	IKKY	natural	cropped
4.	aging	expanding	THINNING	tanned	scratchy
5.	Louisiana	mending	UNLUCKY	hip	perfect2
6.	chocolate	cars	SOFA	learning	maths
7.	immemorable	fired	DUNNO	home	SFF3
8.	mocha	slush	HAZELNUT	mocha	water
9.	serenity	invested	ROMANCE	children	heaven
10.	computer	kitchen	BEDROOM	schoolroom	office
11.	unknown	haunting	COMPLICATED	forgotten	non-EXistent [giddit?]
12.	insanity	alone	REGRETS	Screwtape	Mary
13.	eventing	enjoying	HEALTHY	home	Philippines
14.	couch	tattoos	SOFA	schoolroom	snoring
15.	patient	energetic	HELPFUL	patient	afraid
16.	pumpkin	none	NADA	scones	corn
17.	peace	freedom	LOVE	freedom	son
18.	Connecticut	chaos	HOTSVILLE	Marikina	asea
19.	slept	visited	POOPED	cooked	DDR
20.	pajamas	red	SWEATS	pajamas	beard4
21.	ancient	overwhelming	TINY	silent	books
22.	abundant	non-existent	GRANDCHILDREN	Darcy	fat5
23.	laptop	aging	OK	G5	actualizing
24.	exhausting	forced	COASTING	exhausting	simple
25.	subdued	hopeful	CONFUSED	wired	exuberant
26.	Nana	siblings	WOW	home	MrBingley
27.	blue	sanctuary	THERE	minivan	borrowed
28.	makeup	shoes	BRA	contacts	kilt6
29.	coop	target	GOODWILL	online	Borders
30.	disjointed	inspiring	HOT	slow	StCroix
31.	Alison	nieces	COUSINS	brothers	Mike
32.	purple	purple	TOURQUOISE	purple :-)	MontyPithon
33.	yesterday	yesterday	TV	today	aujourd'hui
34.	yesterday	today	PHONE	hmmm...	driving
35.	Mom	coworkers	DUNNO	nobody	Jasmine
36.	Lynda's	Douglas'	DIANE'S	Doug's	Dad

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Footnotes⁰

0	My cara spoza is in a bind: the monthly prayer meditations from the Pope are not written in language that is easily consumable by young children. There is a translator, but this person is habitually late, so she asked me if I would do the translations, with one caveat: "No FOOTNOTES!" was her imperious plea. Hm, a post from me sans footnotes ... is that possible? (Matt 19:26 -- But please note that Jerusalem also had a gateway entrance known as the needle, so YMMV, depending on whether the greek word was "camel" or "cable" and whether He meant a threading needle or the Needle gate (where the only way a camel could enter was for the rider to dismount and for the saddlebags to be removed)).
1	Who other than a saint could put up with me for 11 years ... straight? St. Howland, St. Todd, how's it going, bros?
2	Or as Mary Poppins says: "Practically perfect in every way!"
3	"Let me take you down 'cause I'm goin' to Strawberry Fields [Forever] ..."
4	Yes, I have a beard even though I shaved today; Aaron knows this problem well and personally ... is it a male Auclair thing?
5	But that's the fault of the saintly person who locked them in the food closet overnight...
6	A curious Hinglish native, asked, with reddened cheeks, "But what, sir, do you wear under the kilt?" The proper Scotsman answered with complete aplomb: "Socks, madam, and then shoes."